Party....?

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of


the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as


far away from humanity as possible.





Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month.


Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.





After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one


day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big,


bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles


over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”





“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local


folks. Thank you.”





As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some


drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I


can drink with the best of ‘em.”





Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some


fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with


people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”





Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these


parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been


alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I


wear?”





Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be


the two of us.”

Party....?
LMFAO!!!





hahahaha





awesome!!





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starred!!
Reply:Good chuckle - thanks.
Reply:Ha ha!
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ROFL





LMFAO!





Disturbingly funny ^^
Reply:lol
Reply:good...
Reply:very very good nice 1
Reply:ha ha ha funny
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Reply:lol XD I dont think that guy is gonna go to the party anymore!
Reply:Wow. Disturbing, but pretty funny.
Reply:Good stuff. Hahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I had a feeling thats how it was gonna end. Its funny though.
Reply:omg..its hilarious ..m laughin..%26amp; my sides hurt..XD!!
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Reply:thats sick hahaha