Party of two?

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a ****. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You f**kers are selfish... the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes.








Does anyone else LOVE Mitch Hedberg? I think he was hilarious. R.I.P. Mitch.

Party of two?
Mitch Hedberg was the best comedian EVER! I was lucky enough to see him live before he passed. RIP - Mitch.
Reply:I absolutely loved the guy. Funny. Saw him a couple times.


"Some clubs leave comment cards, where you put your name and address, and your comments. Sometimes people write negative things, and that's not necessary. I've read some that say 'Mitch svcks' then you look above...it has their name and address. That's right I might svck but I got a lot of free time." Love it.





Didn't hear he died though. When was that and what from?
Reply:I just pissed myself laughing watching You Tube's AMV Comedians 4 with him in one skit...LMAO %26gt;o%26lt;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCicMdJS1...
Reply:THAT'S FUNNY ha ha ha
Reply:Cute...I don't remember him...
Reply:That's epic! That guy was hilarious!
Reply:oaky I agree with a lil bit of that
Reply:Well, usually the people aren't kidnapped, they just decided to go somewhere else becuase the wait was to long. But Maybe they should check on whoever is missing to make sure they are okay.?huh.?
Reply:funny..
Reply:You have blonde hair right?
Reply:When that happens at a restaurant where I am waiting, I like to imagine that the Establishment randomly picks people to cull out of the line, kill, and then incorporate into the menu. I then always try to select a dish with food I can definitely recognize, like shrimp.
Reply:If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.





Damn that guy was funny.
Reply:I wasn't a fan, but I saw one of his acts on Letterman. I thought he was funny, and maybe go far in his career. He had a drug problem though.
Reply:Comedy Central's Stand Up Stand Up!!! I remember that exact one!!! That dude's friggin' comedy!!!
Reply:um its called people changing their minds....your wierd
Reply:Wow Roz I thought you were blowing a gasget. phew im glad u r ok. RIP Mitch. you will b missed.
Reply:OMG!! that's a classic...do miss him too








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Reply:hahaha a priceless mitch hedberg skit that's better then then the one about smoking fake pot with Peter Frampton which would just as cool as smoking real pot with a guy that looks just like Peter Frampton... or i think Pringles originally was a tennis ball company but on the day when the tennis balls were supposed to arrive a truckload of potatoes showed up and Pringles is a laid back company they were like fu*k it cut em up! ... saw him twice before he passed RIP buddy you're the man!
Reply:okay?
Reply:I love you already.
Reply:Mitch was hilarious...What did he die from?





My 16 year old (he's crushed) just called and told me so I just found that out a few minutes ago.
Reply:I don't know who that is, but this was certainly hilarious and I love IT. Is this his work? Cause it's funny.